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Posted on 22nd Aug at 8:29 PM, with 93,171 notes

ethelreds:

people who unironically use multiple exclamation points in texts are the cutest fucking thing omfg.   even mundane things are made cuter like “just got on the bus!!!! will be home soon!!!”   like yeAH UR ON THE BUS U BIG CUTIE.  I WILL SEE U AT HOME.  LOOK BOTH WAYS BEFORE CROSSING THE STREET.   

Posted on 22nd Aug at 8:18 PM, with 5,976 notes
grubeski:

tastefullyoffensive:

Cookies will find a way. [via]

This the first one that actually sounds good to me

grubeski:

tastefullyoffensive:

Cookies will find a way. [via]

This the first one that actually sounds good to me

Posted on 22nd Aug at 7:54 PM, with 30,960 notes
"This is pretty gay," I say. I’m in front of a mirror. I am pointing at my reflection. I am referring to me. I am gay.
Posted on 22nd Aug at 7:45 PM, with 348,472 notes

macintush:

"It’s pronounced like jif"

Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck

Posted on 22nd Aug at 7:44 PM, with 40,498 notes
merasmus:

fagome:

EVERY SINGLE TIME I GO IN MY ACTIVITY I SEE THIS FCKING POST AND IT SAYS TOP POST +163 WHO TF GOT IT 163 NOTES IM SO PISSED ITS LITERALLY JUST A PICTURE OF THIS WOMAN SAYING A FART HOLDING SOME LARGE ASS BLUE BOOK WHO CARES ITS JUST A FART

A “fart”?

merasmus:

fagome:

EVERY SINGLE TIME I GO IN MY ACTIVITY I SEE THIS FCKING POST AND IT SAYS TOP POST +163 WHO TF GOT IT 163 NOTES IM SO PISSED ITS LITERALLY JUST A PICTURE OF THIS WOMAN SAYING A FART HOLDING SOME LARGE ASS BLUE BOOK WHO CARES ITS JUST A FART

A “fart”?

Posted on 22nd Aug at 7:43 PM, with 2,533 notes
repulsion66:

Dimitris Anastasiou - The Surgery
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repulsion66:

Dimitris Anastasiou - The Surgery

pencil on paper

Posted on 22nd Aug at 7:42 PM, with 533,725 notes
Women do not have to:

goldenxpvssy:

clemlin:

  • be thin
  • give birth
  • cook for you
  • have long hair
  • wear makeup
  • have sex with you
  • be feminine
  • be graceful
  • shave
  • diet
  • be fashionable
  • wear pink
  • love men
  • be the media’s idea of perfection
  • listen to your bullshit
  • have a vagina

This is very true, but it’s important to remember that if a woman is feminine, graceful, shaves, diets, wears make up, or does any of these things in the list, it doesn’t make her a slave to patriarchy or any less of a feminist than you.

Posted on 22nd Aug at 7:42 PM, with 71,980 notes

the-brit-hit:

Hypothesis: “lol tumblr should have its own country XD”

Primary test results:image

Posted on 22nd Aug at 7:19 PM, with 161,366 notes
trashboat:

necrophilofthefuture:

Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.

now that is a cat
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trashboat:

necrophilofthefuture:

Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.

now that is a cat

Posted on 22nd Aug at 6:36 PM, with 203,161 notes

smile-and-press-on:

remember that time Paris Hilton made fun oh herself on Supernatural

like

this actually happened

Posted on 22nd Aug at 6:36 PM
bag: delicious meal for two
me: pfffft
me: *eats the whole bag*
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